Fort Michael

an outpost against the commons

(emotional appeal) … a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do … on his own … now

(raising cattle for slaughter) … they say home ownership is a symbol of independence. well, that looks like a farm to me.

(raising cattle for slaughter) … they say home ownership is a symbol of independence. well, that looks like a farm to me.

Sex Ed 101

Boys, if you ever go limp when naked with a girl, roll her over onto her stomach and start slapping her ass. The dominance/submission dynamic will get her wet and you’ll get hard. Go forth and enjoy your male/female polarity. Class dismissed.

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(put a ring on it) … kanye west keeps the dream alive for a lot of women. they should make him a hero or something.

(put a ring on it) … kanye west keeps the dream alive for a lot of women. they should make him a hero or something.