You don’t choose your mentor, your mentor chooses you.
"I meant vanquishing enemies, not keeping a tally of blowjobs received … I like how your mind works."
I did it for you because you have a nice ass, make no mistake about it.
Boys, if you ever go limp when naked with a girl, roll her over onto her stomach and start slapping her ass. The dominance/submission dynamic will get her wet and you’ll get hard. Go forth and enjoy your male/female polarity. Class dismissed.
Live by the simplest social rule there is.
Buy a Tesla. Show it off to your friends. Enjoy seeing them drool. Then trash it. Enjoy the look of disbelief on their faces even more.
We are all just the next guy in line among all the other previous guys who came before us.
(put a ring on it) … kanye west keeps the dream alive for a lot of women. they should make him a hero or something.